Me: So we have this Unix guru at work….
Cliff: Is he from the old days? Is he a mighty power from the ancient times—filled with arcane knowledge from the forgotten days?
“Fortune favors the absentminded.” –Roommate
Cory: You can put FreeBSD on a toaster for goodness’ sake!
Jesse and I: No, That’s NetBSD that you put on a toaster.
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Becky M: Stay!
Me: What am I? A dog?
Erin: No, you don’t make friends that easily.
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Cliff: You seem like type that would have a girlfriend, Matt.
Abe: Yeah, Matt, you seem like a breeder.
Abe is an anthropologist, that’s sort of the way he thinks…